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This was really fun! They gave us a fantastic table and everything was really entertaining- a great girls night out! Food was pretty tasty, and I finally got to taste Fleur Delacour’s bouillabaisse. Excitement!

Originally posted on The AU Review.

The sexy Paris burlesque feeling, the lavishness of French cabaret and the glamour of fine dining all comes to life at Slide Lounge for the Risqué Revue. This is fabulously fun and seductively sexy evening of French-themed performance and cuisine, and as you make your way through the 3-course meal prepared to be wow-d by six performers who know how to show off their talents (and bodies)!

Upon arrival we were guided to our table, taken through the evening’s French themed menu (more on that in a moment) and offered a drink. Everything keeps in this French theme- the music, the wait staff, food and the collection of fun French-themed cocktails! First up was our entrée- a delicious zucchini & tomato tarte tartin. I loved the soft and fluffy pastry base!

After entrée it was time for the show to begin, starting with the cabaret-style vocalist. Set to the side is a sort of picture frame, in which appears legs, arms and corset-clad torsos. You can tell already from the toned body parts the physical athleticism that will be shown. One by one the vocalist introduces the four ladies to us, as they appear out of the frame and onto the stage. We are also introduced to our sole muscle-clad man of the evening, Joe.

Each of the girls shows off her own individual talents in a short skit- a delicate chair-dance of white and mink, an incredible performance of rose petals on the silks, a whip-equipped pole dancer and a strip teasing seductive dancer. Throughout these performances Joe stands by, assisting with any required clothing removals and being the occasional swing from his biceps. His seductively passionate gaze is quite something! Eventually he gets to show off his very own talents on the spinning pole, and wow! (I also loved his belly piercing).

After all the girls returned on stage wearing beautiful lace masks for a final chorus dance to our sultry vocalist it was time to break for our main course, of which there were two alternating options. A slow braised beef cheek and bouillabaisse. My very first bouillabaisse! It was very exciting, and delicious! Served with tasty large croutons. I felt very much like Fleur Delacour.

After dinner we were into the second half of the performances and wow did the intensity pick up! There were can-cans and sexy dances and a man on a aerial hoop and a woman on a aerial hoop in a bathtub! That routine was simply spellbinding- as without any safety ties she flicked herself out of the water filled bath (spraying us nearby tables with water and making our supplied umbrellas useful) and spinning herself freestyle into their air on a hoop. Careful not to leave you mouth open in awe, you might catch some bubbles.

The dessert course was served through this second half; with a cute shortbread Eiffel Tower and a Cannele de Bordeaux with French custard and an amazing red/blue/white salted caramel éclair. And with the last bite of my delicious éclair the evening came to a feather shaking close.

Everything on the evening is just sexy enough, with a provocativeness of glamorous dance so that everything is tasteful for the dinner meal. The costumes are exquisite, with feathers and sparkles galore. Each of the performers has their own unique personality, which makes everything even more entertaining.

There is really no other experience like it- you are really really close to the action here. Aerial routines are performed pretty much right next to (and on top of) you and the stage itself is very much on level with the tables. The French themed menu is delicious, and as you pace yourself through the food you are treated to some really spectacular performances. It’s all quite risqué, lots of fun and just makes for a really fantastic night out!

Hi everyone~

Earlier this year I went to Japan- amazing, amazing Japan! I loved my time there and am hoping to share a whole lot of new experiences and travel tips!

A lot of people have asked me, and yes Korea is still number one in my heart, but Japan definitely comes in at a close second for my most favourite places I’ve visited and I cannot wait to go again ❤

In the meantime- let’s visit Japan (through blog posts ke)!

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This was actually super fun, I really enjoyed it! It was the story from the movie per se, but it had a lot of similar elements. Would definitely see it again! “Sometimes being pretty, it’s enough” haha, still laughing.

Originally posted on The AU Review.

Bring It On was (and still is) one of my favourite movies to watch at a girly sleepover. Cheerleading, high school romance and lots of attitude! It’s all fun and very re-watchable. Now Bring It On comes to the musical stage and it brings with it those same sorts of epic routines, but this time live. On stage. With no mats. Prepare to cheer!

The most important thing to note for Bring It On The Musical is that it is NOT the story of the film. If you go in expecting Toros and Clovers you’ll be disappointed, so go in expecting all the high school attitude and epic cheer routines and you’ll be in for a fun night!

The musical follows Campbell (Alex Lewtas), who has just been elected as cheer captain for Truman High. She’s popular, blonde and has a handsome, yet dense, boyfriend. Okay, so it’s a little similar to the movie. Here the tales diverge though. Campbell is redistributed from her preppy school to the downtown Jackson High, which GASP has no cheerleading team. The school does have a dance crew though, lead by the feisty Danielle (Kat Hoyos). Campbell bumbles along making lots of mistakes, which she eventually recognizes and grows as a person as a result. There are lots of positive messages in this one- the importance of friendship, the diversity and celebration of body image and firm self-belief.

A couple of standouts for me were Jessica Van Wyk in the role of Skylar, who managed to be very enjoyably bitchy with fun lines like, “Sometimes being pretty, it’s enough,” as well as show off some strong Cabaret-style vocals; Jamie Leigh Hadwen as Eva with her hilarious antics and energetic performance; and Sophy Carol as Bridget, the crowd favourite, with her wonderful expressions and empathetic pull. But the whole cast was a just a delight to watch together in action, with the youthful energy and love of performing really shining through.

Occasionally, there are moments when the energetic fun is interrupted by an emotional ballad-style piece, which I felt disrupted the flow a little too often, but overall the pacing kept up with the squads.

The most impressive part of this musical though, is the cheerleading moves. They really don’t hold back, despite the frighteningly hard looking wooden floorboards and evident lack of any fall-breaking mats. Girls are tossed and spun high into the air, landing with precision on shoulders with a huge performance smile. It’s all at once terrifying and insanely impressive.

Bring It On The Musical is a high-energy, crowd-motivating, trick-filled musical that is really enjoyably easy to watch. Just like our favourite cheerleading movie, this is a musical to grab your girlfriends together for fun night out. Perhaps to be followed by that ol’ sleepover with Torrance and popcorn.

Unfortunately this was another miss for me. Although some of the performances were good, overall I thought the dancing was average (for that level of production). The music tracks didn’t seem to work with the dances too (especially the live singing), and it was just a bit… boring. I do remember the “Take Me To Church” performance being quite good though!

Originally posted on The AU Review.

Ballet Revolución is a smooth fusion of classical ballet, contemporary dance and modern hip-hop, set to a rhythmic Cuban vibe. This talented company of dancers show off their athletic talents with the help of a live band, who take some current chart topping favourites and mould them into their own for the performances.

The show opens to a workshop class, as the instructor explains the movements and steps. When the theatre darkens the live band is revealed and the loud energy begins. There are no tight buns of classical ballet here, with hair flipping and flowing all over the place in continuous movement with the dancer.

These dancers move through a couple of instrumental pieces with classical, Cuban and Latin American vibes before beginning their routines to covered versions of popular RnB hits. This is where the fun really begins, when we see how the songs we are all familiar with are interpreted through dance! A couple of my favourite routines were the (almost) male-solo in “Take Me To Church”, the sexy fun of “Blurred Lines” and when all the dancers joined in together on stage for an energetic “Bang Bang”. Some other standout performances were an incredible display of strength and partnership in a pair dance on chairs, a rhythmic drumming performance that moved into James Brown’s “It’s A Man’s World” and a solo piece to Purple Rain by Yanier Gomez Noda. I’m pretty sure he would make a perfect specimen for studying the muscles in a body- you could see each and every one as he pirouetted, leaped and rolled.

At times the music switched between the live band and a pre-recorded track, and I must say I thought perhaps the pre-recorded tracks suited the performance better. I found the live singing to be slightly distracting.

The mix of genres and styles is what is fascinating in this production though, and the way these talented dancers carry it through. At times there were moments where choreography wasn’t quite in sync, but they worked to rectify with increased movement and flair.

Ballet Revolución is a really unique opportunity to see a balanced fusion of classical ballet, contemporary dance and modern hip-hop. With its integration of such recognizable chart songs, and the routines they perform to express these songs, you are really able to see the individual skills and combined work of one of the most renowned dance companies.

I didn’t actually see this one! Just coordinated this interview through email based on what I could find out about the production 🙂

The interview was originally posted on Arts on the AU.

Of Mice and Men is one of the world’s most compelling tales of friendship and survival. Now the much loved stage production is showing at the Seymour Centre as part of the Reginald Season until the 25th July. The AU caught up with Director Iain Sinclair about how he breathes new life into the original stage adaption and the important messages of the text.

OF MICE AND MEN is one of the most recognisable pieces of literature. How do you approach breathing new life into the production whilst staying true to the original stage adaptation and novella?

Steinbeck writes with a great sense of stagecraft. Even his novels have a great sense of dramatic clarity. They burst into reality as you read them. Our first port of call in the first half of rehearsals was to study Steinbeck’s gestural offers very closely and get them working right before clomping all over his elegantly lean prose with our own big ideas. He runs a very tight ship and doesn’t take much for contemporary life to come pouring into Of Mice and Men, it was written as an act of acknowledgement and respect for the tough lot that migrants endured, the constant assaults on their dreams the systematic dehumanising from above, the suspicion and antipathy people feel for them feels alarmingly close when we look at our own contemporary attitude toward migrant workers.

You also work as a dramaturg. How does that help shape your work as a Director?

It’s always a humbling experience working on text encoded by a master like John Steinbeck. My best learning experiences in dramaturgy have come from unpacking and restaging masterpieces. We have a lot to learn from our Masters. When I worked on Our Town at The Opera House a few years ago it felt at times like I had the reassuring hand of Thornton Wilder on my shoulder when it came to the really tough decisions. I learned from that experience to temper the interventionist directorial urge with a broader more playwright focussed attention to text, especially when working with a master. We always have a lot to learn from our masters – Steinbeck has extraordinary narrative efficiency its humbling to unpack the amount of complexity of emotional terrain, journalistic observation and fierce social commentary that Steinbeck can pack into a single gesture. The small talk as the men wait for Carlson to shoot Candy’s beloved dog, George’s heartbreaking vigilance looking after Lennie, Curley’s one hand in a glove full of Vaseline. He’s one of those rare writers who can tell giant stories with complex philosophy in with simple efficient eloquence.

How do you bring the rather despairing era of the Great Depression to life on stage?

The other night I found a documentary on Netflix called The Overnighters by Jesse Moss. The documentary is about men from all over the US converging on North Dakota hoping to get a slice of the new oilfield riches, the burb said this: “Broken, desperate men chase their dreams and run from their demons in the North Dakota oil fields. A local Pastor risks everything to help them.” This is a real thing happening right now.

As I watched it I was struck by just how true Steinbeck was to the voice and spirit of lonely, displaced migrant workers. The circumstances in The Overnighters are virtually identical to what Steinbeck documented in Southern California in the 1930s. Millions of people in this predicament are wandering the globe right now, hunting for any kind of work “just to get a stake” as George puts it. Of Mice and Men documents a relentless stripping back of dignity brought on by dire economic circumstances, I suspect that it would be foolhardy to attach too many extra bells and whistles to such a lean piece of storytelling.

What do you think is the most important message within OF MICE AND MEN and how relevant are these messages still within today’s society?

Beware the ravages of austerity. Slim the Jerk Line Skinner puts its best: “It seems like everybody in the whole damn work is scared of each other … it gets like they don’t even want to talk to each other … I’ve seen em turn mean.” Steinbeck draws fine portraits of a group of people lost in their own loneliness, some teetering on the cusp of turning mean and others already hardened and lost. My mind is drawn to our own rhetoric of economic austerity and our own response to people doing it tough. Have we allowed ourselves to become mean in the face of hardship? How do Australians treat our own migrants now? Do we have the tools to protect our souls from the ravages of unfiltered market forces?

Do you have a favourite line from the play/novel?

There are so many lines in Of Mice and Men that have deep impact – the trouble is that Steinbeck’s eloquence is so efficient that his quotes seem like plain sentences in isolation. If I may steal from his prologue instead: “In every bit of honest writing in the world, there is a base theme. Try to understand men, if you understand each other you will be kind to each other. Knowing a man well never leads to hate and nearly always leads to love. There are shorter means, many of them. There is writing promoting social change, writing punishing injustice, writing in celebration of heroism, but always that base theme. Try to understand each other”

And finally, what do you hope audiences will take away from your new production?

A recognition that we define ourselves by our behaviour toward one another. That economic austerity invites mean-ness, mean-ness breeds isolation and isolation creates a universe of loneliness but that there is a way out. It is each other.

Bonus! Iain shares with us some of his director notes!

Like most of us I first encountered John Steinbeck at school. In one year I was also introduced to George Orwell, Arthur Miller and J.D Salinger and it set me on a path.

Steinbeck’s tough and deeply humane tale hooked me hard when I was 14 even though I was probably too young to appreciate the central mechanism of the novel. I had very few plans, they weren’t best laid and none of them had gone awry yet. At the time I was compelled by the deep friendship of Lennie and George, two men almost randomly thrown together yet so bound together that when they are pulled apart the whole universe of the story is destroyed. I remember sitting on my own bunk bed after finishing the book and something spent of its words, as if I could open it again and it would be just blank pages. As much as I was drawn by this extraordinary incongruous friendship I was also deeply moved by Steinbeck’s respectful and close portraiture of loneliness. I knew what loneliness was by then, sat on that bunk bed in a boarding school, my family in another country altogether I had just enough insight to appreciate Steinbeck’s lean eloquent and respectful genius of portraiture.

Revisiting this dearly loved childhood text now I’m struck by its adultness. I see Steinbeck’s close simple observation open up universes of human need. The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, it’s true, as we get older we feel this deeper and darker. We reach for our dreams in a way that exposes us to the cruelty of only ever realising them briefly. It’s a cruel story but it makes you cling ever more tightly to the consolation of dreams.

When Slim says to George that it seems to him “maybe everybody in the whole damn world is scared of each other” I wonder how far we have evolved from the depression, when economic hardship made us fearful and untrusting of migrants, of how ‘tightening our belts’ impacts those most exposed to hardship and how economic austerity pulls us away from kindness and toward something less admirable.

Again Slim has the words for it: “I’ve seen ‘em get mean”.

I have been overwhelmed by the generosity of spirit that Sport for Jove injects into theatre and humbled by the depth of investment the actors have made in this production and very fortunate to have revisited a work that put me on the path I find myself on.

In stark contrast to the previous review this was unfortunately the worst thing that I have ever been to in my life- just not something for me at all. I hated the interactivity, the absurdity, the dirtiness of the venue, and the stuffed phallic objects attached to the actors. I’m sure the experience would be worthwhile for some, after all the beauty of any art is that it is wonderfully diverse. But for me I learnt my lesson, and eye any shows that say “interactive” warily from a safe distance.

Originally posted on The AU Review.

If you have ever wondered what it would be like to wander about a derelict mad house of ex-psych patients dressed like teletubbies and mostly speaking in jibberish while they try and convince you to look for “things”, than look no further! Like Me is a unique, and crazy, theatre experience that is entirely interactive and a whole lot of… absurdity.

Each of the actors is dressed in a bright coloured piece with some ridiculous feature- enlarged body parts and eccentric face paint etc. As soon as you approach the theatre, an old house in Sydney’s The Rocks, they greet you in character- beckoning and gesturing, and encouraging you to take “selfies” with them.

The whole experience is entirely interactive and quite unpredictable. You are given free reign to wander around the house and explore each of the rooms. The actors come along with you, loudly playing their parts and darting here and there. The main “story” I suppose are these characters within a madhouse who are obsessed with themselves. They mutter “like” and beckon to you asking for your attention. For the most part it is all lighthearted fun, but there are a few moments when it all turns a bit dark and confronting. This is quickly glossed over with more chaotic action, but the messages are not quite lost.

This is perhaps not a theatre experience for everyone- but extraverts, drama students and those who generally enjoy a bit of mayhem and fun will feel right at home. The rest of us will just take in this interactive theatre piece, wander about the house observing all of the craziness, and wonder what on earth is going on.

MY FAVOURITE MUSICAL VIEWING OF 2015! Hilarious and wonderful.

Originally posted on The AU Review.

What do you get when you take Jurassic Park, get humans to play all the dinosaurs, get those dinosaurs to be singing dancing dinosaurs, and dress those dinosaurs in sequins? An absolutely fabulous musical called Triassic Parq is what!

Squabbalogic productions just keep getting better and better, and Triassic Parq is a hilarious masterpiece of a comedy musical. The story, without giving too much of the fun away, follows a little herd of dinosaurs. We have three Velociraptors, two T-Rex and a Mimeosaurus (which may or may not be a fossil-discovered dinosaur…). These dinosaurs naturally hang about together in the park of Triassic Parq, being dinosaurs and doing dinosaur things like singing and dancing. The dinosaurs are of course all female, as the story in Jurassic Park goes. Must stay true to the story! But, gasp! One day one of the dinosaurs discovers she is starting to change and grow… a dude stick.

Hilarity ensues as the dinosaurs ask questions and receive very little in the way of answers, which leads to more questions. All the while singing their way through an absolutely fabulous set list of musical numbers. Each and every song is a product of wildly funny lyrics and a beautifully musical score, sung by the amazingly talented cast. It’s quite incredibly how they can be all at once sidesplittingly hilarious and yet demonstrate such flawless singing.

Adele Parkinson and Monique Salle have such a handle on the mannerisms and movements of the Tyrannosaurs that you find yourself easily believing them to be the giant carnivorous creatures, and their solo pieces send shivers down your spine (in a good, less Tyrannosaurus-y, way). Blake Erickson is of course incredible in both his roles, capturing the stage with his narrative Freeman voice and stealing our hearts as the Velociraptor of Faith. I do believe Erickson could sing absolutely anything and he’d make it sound incredible.

The stand out here though is of course Mr Rob Johnson. His velociraptor curiosity, the handle he demonstrates on expression, and his unique voice is all thoroughly captivating. He delivers even the smallest of movements or the slightest of lines with such animated emotion that you fear turning away from him for even a second, less you miss a wicked grin or clever quirk!

I literally could not stop laughing and grinning throughout this whole production, which started from the very moment I walked into the theatre with its electrified fences and shrubbery. Jay James-Moody has once again directed a fantastic production of non-stop enjoyment. If you like dinosaurs, musicals or having a good time than make sure you stomp your way down to see Triassic Parq.

Dinosaurs, yeah!

This wasn’t an immensely popular production, but I thought it was alright! I laughed quite a bit, and that’s always a good sign 🙂

Originally posted on The AU Review.

Two ageing Broadway divas, who have long since seen the comforting warmth of the Hollywood spotlight, are brought together again for the hopeful work of a shady playwright/producer. Two ageing Broadway divas who are nothing short of absolutely fabulously snarky and endearingly witty, and it is this wonderfully comedic cattiness that makes Legends! so enjoyable to watch.

Written in 1986, Legends was supposed to be a shrewd tribute to the famous feud between Joan Crawford and Bette Davis. In later adaptions it has been met with odd misfortune, as the two female leads continuously seem to end the seasons early with bitter resentment towards each other. An amusing parallel to the play’s storyline.

For the Australian tour however, the tug-a-war is played out by two real-life sisters- Hayley and Juliet Mills, and the chemistry between them is evident. Perhaps what better casting of a catty, yet deep down heartfelt, script than sisters. The two move about the stage, primping and arguing and laughing and screaming and it’s all in a wonderful balance. The sisters are able to draw you right into the living room with Leatrice Monsee and Sylvia Glenn and make you shake your head at their antics. Despite all the harsh jibs they are never cruel, so they also able to make you feel a powerful pull of empathy between them.

The shady producer Martin Klemmer is played by Maxwell Caulfield, who does an absolutely stellar job at the shady Broadway producer. His amusing telephone conversations, with their impersonations and coercions, are set to leave you in hysterics. His performance is closely followed by Leah Howard, who plays the delightful hired help Aretha Thomas. She pops in here and there to give you a small reprise from the banter of the two women, stepping in with her witty liners and fun playfulness.

Legends! is a very elegant production with an incredible cast of British theatre royalty, bringing to life a very clever and very amusing script. The pacing is wonderful, with lots of unexpected (but enjoyable) surprises, and you find yourself being very much drawn into that lounge room and becoming quite attached to these two snarky, yet charming, dears.

Guy Edmonds performance in The Witches was one of my top picks in 2015 (review of the show will be up here soon). Seriously good. I’ve been keeping my eye on his schedule since but as yet no performances of anything near me!

The interview was originally posted on Arts on the AU.

Roald Dahl’s books are beloved by children of all ages- even the fully-grown ones! In Monkey Baa’s latest production we see the classic tale of The Witches brought to life in a madcap one-man show!

The AU caught up with the one-man in question, Guy Edmonds, to chat about running amok on his own in the show, having a heap of fun with the performance, and whether he thinks he can outwit a witch and outrun a mouse.

Do you remember reading Roald Dahl’s The Witches, or any of his novels, when you were younger?

I loved Roald Dahl as a kid. My favourite was The BFG. I never read The Witches as a kid, nor saw the movie. I read it for the first time before we started rehearsals for this show!

How do you try to bring Dahl’s characters to life on stage?

With every fibre of my body and voice. Transformation is a big theme in the book, so i quite literally transform my physicality and voice for every character and change at lightning speed. It’s very taxing on my body.

You are running “amok” in this one-man show! How does running solo differ from being part of a cast? Is it harder, easier, completely different?

I’ve done a few seasons of this show now, so have found a groove with it. At first I found it a bit lonely and scary because there is no one to talk with back stage and if anything goes wrong (as often does in live theatre) there is no one to bail you out! Now though, because I am so familiar with it, I enjoy it more. It takes up less brain space than it used to and I can just get on with it!

How does working as an actor on the stage differ from working on film/tv? Do you prefer either?

If the story is good and the people I work with aren’t mean, then the medium doesn’t matter. They each have their own challenges and require different tools. I often find when I am working in theatre, I wish I was working on screen, and when i’m working on screen, wish i was working in theatre. Greener grass and all that. As long as I’m working – i’m happy.

You have participated in quite a few more “serious” stage productions. Is it exciting to be able to let loose and have some fun with something like The Witches?

Big time. Although, as I just mentioned, greener grass, I would love to sink my teeth into some drama again! It’s been a while.

What do you hope audiences, both young and older, will take away from this stage adaption?

A good night out with a good story and hopefully they forget to check their mobile phones for 45 minutes.

Finally, and perhaps most importantly, do you think you can outwit a witch and outrun a mouse?

Yes, but more importantly, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

You can read my review of B-GIRL here!

I’ve seen Blazey Best in a few things now- she’s great 🙂

The interview was originally posted on Arts on the AU.

B-Girl is the newest theatrical production from glam-rock God iOTA, a veritable rock concert emotional rollercoaster of an experience that leaves you dizzy and out of breath. The AU caught up with Blazey Best, who co-stars alongside iOTA in the production as his imaginer- a troubled young woman desperately seeking a means of escape from her bleak reality. We chatted about being part of a premiere production, dream roles and which side of B-Girl she associates with.

How did you come into the role of B-Girl?

Craig Ilott and iOTA came to see me in Miracle City at the Hayes last year and Craig offered me the role a little after that. I read the script and half-way through I knew I wanted to do it. I’d never read anything like it.

Do you feel you associate with either side of B-Girl/alter ego Clifford North?

I associate with both sides. I’ve certainly felt worthless and like life has early broken me. I’ve also always fantasised about being a rock star!

B-Girl features a live onstage band, does this affect the way you approach your own performance?

The bang gives you so much energy. I just swim around in excitement and emotion. It’s thrilling.

This is also the very first time B-Girl will be performed, with all-original music, how do you approach this compared to working with existing material? Do you think there is more or less pressure as a result?

It’s hard doing new work because you have absolutely no guide. You might know an idea is good but then it gets tricky and it’s very easy to decide it’s shit, then that YOU’RE shit. You just have to be brave and keep listening to your instincts and searching for greater truth and hope what you make translates for audiences.

You are one of Australia’s most versatile performers, how do work on getting into character for each unique role?

Thank you for that lovely compliment. Each role calls for a slightly different approach. Basically I think I feed bits of information in, from the text or physical observations I’ve made and notes from the director and the character seems to take shape.

You have performed alongside iOTA previously in Hedwig And The Angry Inch. What is it like working with such a celebrated artist?

When I first worked with iOTA that was his very first theatre show so I saw him go from being a virtual unknown to a complete superstar. It was very exciting.

What can audiences expect from B-Girl?

An emotional roller coaster and some loud, brilliant rock n roll.

And finally, do you have a dream theatre role that you would love to play?

I’ve always wanted to play Lady Macbeth but I’ve done so much brutal, sad work over the last few years that what I’d really like to play is a character who walks in, sits on a couch, cracks a few jokes then, preferably, dies just before interval so I can really get stuck into the crossword in my dressing room.